Mickey phoned the maternity ward at St. Joe's Hospital.. "Quick!" He said. "Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!"

"Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked.


"No, this is her husband, Mickey, speakin'."

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This is a cousin Tom Joke.

Well Tom, you know how they get all the Mickey's  mixup.
Good thing, they asked at the Hospital if he was the first born.
They might have mixed them up, with Mickey's second born. Mickey.
It was so smart of Mickey to tell them it was her husband
instead of going though all the question...
if it was John's first born Mickey or Ed's first born..Mickey..
That Mickey knows how to cut though the red tape in an emerency.
Just goes to show you how bright that fourth born Mickey of Pat's is.

Thanks for letting us know about what a good job St. Joe's Hosptial is doing.
We definitely will send our donations there way.