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Reilly went to trial for armed
robbery.
The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty."

"That's grand!" shouted Reilly.
"Does that mean I can keep the money?"
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This is a cousin Tom Joke.
That's a good question Tom...
Can you research this and get back with us on the answer.
He was lucky that pot of gold fell in his hands..
We shouldn't deprive him, if God shined down on him.
I don't have one of those fancy degree's,
so as soon as you find out let us know..
You know how those courts work around here, if your Irish..
Jeez, he just happen to fall and break the window. It made his gun to wave in the air, he
was saying "get me my honey", then the people gave him money.
Reily's cousin, Eddie , Anthony's son..his fouth born told me that himself, the
unforunate one, that lives in the shack, down in the valley, next to the stream.
They now want to say he was shouting "give me your money"..
They probably lost there beat at Spit in the Vase ...,
They shouldn't expect him to give it back.
I heard they have Protestant relatives, from Nellie McGibbons.
Just like a Protestant..must be some English in them too.
He was found not guillty. He is a true Saint in my book.
Where is the justice in that, if he has to give the money back.
Now if he doesn't make a donation to St. Joe's church ...
Well throw him in jail. The rotten scoundel.
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