An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. ?
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,
and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.




When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"


The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz,
I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From the hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from the darn skippin" 

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This is a cousin Tom Joke.

Just in case anyone wants to save on a Doctor bill.
Tom sent this great tip in.
The diet worked for this Irishman.

So now if you see someone skipping cheer him on...
He may need some support, to get though that skip day.
Why not skip together..we should get a skip support group for these poor fellows..
I think we should all make some Irish Potato candy to show our support.
please send your Irish Potato candy or cakes and pies to this poor fellow...

Address it to the Irish Diet Skip  Man.
The diet almost killed him and the family needs your support..

Thanks Tom, for bring this to our attention..
We can't turn down a good cause, like this.
You can count on us for helping a fellow Irishman out..

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