Mrs.. Feeney shouted from the kitchen,
"Is that you I hear spittin' in the vase on the mantle piece?"



"No," said Kelly, "but I'm gettin' closer all the time."

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This is a cousin Tom Joke.

Hey , Tom I didn't know there was a spitting contest...who's holding the money.
Tom you better show Kelly how a real irishman does it.
....Spitting heck, any good Irishman can spit in a vase.
He must have some English in him. 
I'll let the word out,
Spitting in Vase at Mrs. Feeney's house.
Odds on Kelly not looking good.
Here comes the folks now..I better hurry if i want to get a front row seat.